You be the Judge!
A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of...
Polak Get Whipped
Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Polak,...
How does physics save lives?
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely interrupted...
Testing a new recruit
|Police Chief: As a recruit, you’ll be faced with some difficult issues. What would...
Fun At the Drive-Thru Window!
Attempt to take the order-takers order.(“Hi, may I take your order?”) before they get...
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock…
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went ‘tick, tick,tick’?'Ve...
Easily Explained
A man goes to his doctor and complains that his wife hasn’t wanted to...
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive…
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier afterhaving...
Elephants V
Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with...