Difference Between Men and Women
1. A man will pay 2 dollars for a 1 dollar item he wants....
Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
VanGogh Family
Vincent Van Gogh had a really large family. Here’s a listing of some of...
Don’t Cut
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman and catches a strange venereal...
Hillary and Bill again!
When Bill and Hillary first got married, Bill said, “I am putting a box...
You Know You’re Too Stressed If…
You can achieve a “Runner’s High” by sitting up. The Sun is too loud....
bone specialist
He should study to be a bone specialist — he has the head for...
Married to a Sex Maniac
In desperation, the young bride finally wrote to Xaviera Hollander:I’m married to a sex...
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
Three Times?
An old man of 70 married a young girl of18. When they got into...