Men Don’t Like Safe Sex
What is a man’s idea of safe sex? A padded headboard.
Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...
Tomato
Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !
The general went to the doctor for a physical…
The general went to the doctor for a physical. Before he began, the doctor...
Psychoanalysis
One of Sigmund Freud’s early patients rushed out into an Austrian afternoon on her...
Feeling Sorry For Him
Two girls are having coffee when one notices that the other girl seems troubled...
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?The real question is:...
Top ten ways to annoy your waiter
|10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.9. Ask, “Excuse me, are you a really...
Drunk while stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Bill, Hillary and Chelsea
Bill, Hillary and Chelsea Clinton are on Air Force One.Bill says to Hillary, “I...