Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
yo mama is so fat.. lost
Yo mama’s so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost
Good/Bad Car Accident
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Jokes for the Ladies!
Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?A: Single women come home, see...
What’s the best form of birth control after 50?
What’s the best form of birth control after 50?Nudity
Psychiatrists and Patients
How do you tell the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at the...
Two Little Old Ladies
Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking...
Insult Collection #14
I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don’t you need a...
Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
Your New Year Resolution
|Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year and yet you...