Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?
Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.
Hickory hickory dock.
|Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got...
dishwasher breaks down
What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment…
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment.One...
Catholic Dictionary
AMEN The only part of a prayer that everyone knows. BULLETIN Your receipt for...
I live in the flat above Paddy
|A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, “What’s your...
Seven Dwarfs Classic
Six of the seven dwarfs are sitting around the house one day whenSleepy rushes...
Potential and Reality
A teenager comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father...
What was the First Commandment?
What was the First Commandment?”Adam, eat my pussy.”
Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by...