Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot…
Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot,were out riding in the car...
Tennis Ball
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis...
Careful when you wish
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
How They
Accountants do it with Double Entry Acupuncturists do it with a small prick Ambulance...
Festivity Levels
Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas-tree...
Sharing everything
|A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald’s. He...
How do you spot a modern spider?
|How do you spot a modern spider?He doesn’t have a web he had a...
Looking Good
While her husband was lying down, his wife removed his glasses. “You know, honey,”...
Two roaches having a discussion
|Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion...
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?Cum on Eileen.