Is this really your third marriage?
Is this really your third marriage? Sure is. What happened to your first two...
Proctologists
Proctologists Of all the professions we fear, one stands out. No, it’s not “mortician;”...
Irishman declares war
|Saddam Hussein is sitting at home when the phone rings. He picks it up...
stamp out forest fires!
|Why do frogs have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!
Fight between the musicians
|At a concert hall one night, the stage manager comes across an oboe player...
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
Men say = Men really mean.
I’m hungry = I’m hungry.I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy.I’m tired = I’m tired.Do you...
Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner…
Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner. They notice RockyMountain Oysters on...
The Marriage Proposal.
An elderly pair (he a widower, she a widow) meet in a retirement village....
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
What do you call a gay dinosaur?A megasorass.