Doctor’s Notes 5
While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, “How long have you...
Triplets
One night a lady pregnant with triplets was walking by and a masked robber...
Falling down
There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parishwho...
I love my wife
If your wife comes out of the kitchen and starts complaining, whatdoes that mean?Her...
Female Homones in beer?
Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.To prove their theory,...
Most Religious
A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim were having a discussion about who was...
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over…
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out...
A blond walks into a bar…
A blond walks into a bar. Ouch!
Piano jokes
|Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
(Blank)-gasms!
Sex in a boat – oar-gasms. Sex with a nerd – dork-gasms. Sex at...