Abortion Bill
Did ya hear what President Clinton had to say about the Abortion Bill? Ah...
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ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION:You’ll be making under $7 an hour.ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN AN UP-AND-COMING COMPANY:You’ll be...
Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...
Help!
Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you’re an ambulance!
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of…
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the season. SuddenlyClinton grabs...
Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
Mothers taught us
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Lesbian
A blonde guy was sitting in a bar when he spots a very pretty...
Silly superstition
“Say, how old are you anyway ?” the reporter asked as theobviously young lass...
Did You Miss Me?
Seems my latest Freudian slip came just as my wife arrived back from a...