Dog jokes 02
|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?A: A jet...
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice…
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: “Stop! Stand...
Lesbian
A blonde guy was sitting in a bar when he spots a very pretty...
Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is...
Living on Earth
“Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual freetrip around the...
Chicken and the Egg
So, the chicken and the egg were in bed, the chicken is sitting up,...
Breakfast was my idea
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...
A blond walks into a bar…
A blond walks into a bar. Ouch!
What do they call condoms in Germany?
What do they call condoms in Germany?Weinerhosen
Pervert?
A patient goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist gives him a Rorschach Test; he...