Lots of Wit and Wisdom.
“I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me...
Preventative Medicine
Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mavis: Yes, she...
Restroom Sign
On her way home a blonde drove past a sign that said “CLEANRESTROOMS 8...
All the strange names
|One Day Stupid, Trouble, and Shut Up were driving along in their car when...
A definition of God
A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking...
Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
Business one-liners 01
|A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and...
Take The Pill
Q: Why do Blondes take the pill?A: So they know what day of the...
A young blonde woman is distraught…
A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an...
Judge has some fun
|A judge grew tired of seeing the same town drunk in front of his...