Three Hymns
One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money...
Do you know me?
|A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a...
Great Lover
He: Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make love to...
How far to the town?
|A unit of soldiers was marching a long dusty march across the rolling prairie....
Horse Sense
An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of...
A few words of wisdom
“I have a great diet. You’re allowed to eat anything you want, but you...
Bird jokes 02
|Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q:...
An old man goes into the Social Security Office…
An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application....
Drinking and driving
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years…
A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years in the Sahara desert...