Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?
Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?...
If Cray made toasters…
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other...
Easily Explained
A man goes to his doctor and complains that his wife hasn’t wanted to...
A Blonde Goes On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
Regis: “Barbara, you’ve done very well so far – $500,000 and one lifeline left...
Marry Farmer Jones
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Phone Sex With Yo Moms
Yo mamma’s so nasty, I was havin phone sex with her and I got...
Obscene Phone Calls.
Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest...
Here is this guy who really takes care of his body…
Here is this guy who really takes care of his body,he lifts weights and...
Paranoid Idiot
Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important...
Angering the Irishman
|Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. So, one of the...