Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day…
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day in a row.The...
McNally
|McNally was taking his first plane ride, flying over the Rocky Mountains. The stewardess...
Supermarket Cart
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a supermarket cart?A: The supermarket cart...
Not a foot
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and...
Because they’re wrigleys!
|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they’re wrigleys!
Short Reindeer Jokes
|What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?This one will sleigh you...
Why do women get PMS?
Why do women get PMS?THEY JUST FUCKING DO ALRIGHT!?
Farm jokes 07
|Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?In a hog cabin!What is the slowest racehorse...
Farmer
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in...