Need the Eggs
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How...
A mouse in a minefield!
|What goes eek, eek, bang?A mouse in a minefield!
Blondes and chocolate chip cookies.
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A: 30 –...
Cockroach at the door.
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter…
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter, ‘waiter, there’s a fly in...
Elephant jokes 02
|What’ s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What’s yellow on the outside...
The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone,...
An old sailor goes to a brothel…
An old sailor goes to a brothel,where he chooses his girl and begins.”How am...
Murphy’s work laws
|MURPHY’S LAWS ON WORK A pat on the back is only a few centimeters...
A crowd had gathered around a whore and…
A crowd had gathered around a whore and they were about to stone her.Jesus...