Clinton Fart
Three surgeons at a conference were discussing their greatest operations during one of the...
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors,...
Kid divorces his parents.
There was this kid who wanted to divorce his parents, so he takes them...
You Know You’re Getting Older When
You Know You’re Getting Older When…Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.The gleam...
a mean looking woman
|Mrs. Ryan, a mean looking woman, claimed her husband was not thoughtful. In this...
There was a young Scotsman called Andy…
There was a young Scotsman called Andy,Who knocked over his bottle of Shandy.He lifted...
Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall…
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going...
Better relationship
|A man walked into a therapist’s office looking very depressed. “Doc, you’ve got to...
Why does the University of Tennesse football…
Why does the University of Tennesse footballteam wear orange to all their Saturday games?...