The number twelve goes to a bar
|A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint...
Falling down
There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parishwho...
Blonde Mechanics
A young blonde female stock broker was bored with driving her BMW. It lacked...
Jealousy
Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. “Oh Marie,” she said to her maid, “I...
These two sperm were swimming around…
These two sperm were swimmin’ around, doin’ their thing and one sperm asks the...
Forgive me I have sinned…
A man goes to the confessional and begins “Forgive me Father, for I have...
When I was growing up I used to lick all…
When I was growing up I used to lick all the kids on the...
I dont want a ride!
A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and...
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?A slap happy...
Smart Kid!
A farmer is sitting on the front porch of his house one hot summer...