Tarzania
What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?”Look,...
Short Guide To Religions
Taoism: Shit happens.Buddhism: If shit happens, it’s not really shit.Islam: If shit happens, it’s...
Understanding Your Paycheck:
Gross pay: $1222.02Income Tax244.40 Outgo Tax45.21 State Tax61.10 Interstate Tax5.89 County Tax6.11 City Tax12.22...
A big bird
Once upon a time there was this guy who bought a hang glider and...
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?Because the runway was only 25ft...
The Dead Dog
There’s a man and his wife who own a pub, and have a dog...
The camping trip.
Ron and James had been camping together for a week when they finally had...
He’ Boss
If you constantly hear a married man brag about how he runs everything around...
If You Love Something….
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was and...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...