Arkansas Vasectomy
After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that that was enough. So...
Kidnappers caught him
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Who makes all the bras for brunettes?
Who makes all the bras for brunettes? Fisher-Price
Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...
Everyone Is Busy
Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster:...
Her Age
Harold’s wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look...
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours…
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned somethingabout...
NASA Hires Blondes
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?A: They’re doing research on black holes.
Leaving
After an argument with his wife, a man stalked out of the house. He...
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.