ADVICE FOR IDIOTS
|An actual tip from page 16 of the Hewlett Packard Environmental, Health & Safety...
Deodorants
Another blonde, another store. . .She goes over to the deodorant display and tells...
The Australian way
After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraidof spending the rest...
Pinnochio
Pinnochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about consummating their passions. “Every time we...
How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...
Family Jewels
Erik Williams, 21, of the 3600 block of South Michigan Avenue, was arrested in...
So the elephant says to the naked man…
So the elephant says to the naked man . . .”You breathe through that...
The new Ensign was assigned to subs…
The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamedof working since a young...
Heaven playing sports
|St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed...
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.