Would you please do me a favor?
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License Plate
You know you’re a redneck when you consider your license plate personalized because your...
A man calls his family doctor…
A man calls his family doctor:man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has...
Howe 2 right gud
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Last supper – last words.
What were Jesus’ last words at the last supper?”Ok, all you guys who want...
Someone stole things from me
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Disposition To Have Children
A wise man once said that having children is hereditary.Which is tantamount to saying:...
Accountant Math!
An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:”Dear...
Very stupid robbers
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Who’s Child?
James and Beverly Jenkins had been married for twelve years when they mutually agreed...