Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps…
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don’t worry, I don’t...
Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.
A bum asks a man for $2…
A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”The bum...
A woman walks into a hardware store…
A woman walks into a hardware store and says “I want to buy a...
I’ll trust you that you paid
|A man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers. Once he...
A Round of Golf
A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became...
A mouse-tache!
|What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.