Valentine Day Story
Valentine’s Day Story John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform,...
Punctuation
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: “Fun fun fun worryworry worry”A: Fun...
Black minister…
What do u call a black priest?Holy shit!!
How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...
Rookie is on the job
|A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with...
Martain Sex
A couple from earth has finally saved up enough money to take a vacation...
Drunk
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says,...
Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
POE and PCs
Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary, System manuals piled high...
I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!