Women’s Breasts Like a Train Set
Why are women’s breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time?Because...
Bellybuttons
- How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons?- I don’t...
Care to go upstairs?
A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon.”Care to go...
I love you in 9 languages!
HOW TO SAY “I LOVE YOU” IN 9 DIFFERENT LANGUAGES:English . . . ....
Do you know what a Yankee is?
Do you know what a Yankee is?Same as a quickie, except you’re by yourself
Never There
Why don’t most women ever tell their husbands when they’re really enjoying sex?Because their...
HITTING BOTTOM
TWO MEN SITTING BESIDE ONE ANOTHER IN A BAR.THE 1ST MAN IS AN AVERAGE...
Rita Rudner’s Facts About Men
A man in the house is worth two in the street. – Mae WestGive...
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour…
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks ‘Do you do custom work?”Why...
POE and PCs
Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary, System manuals piled high...