Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
What is 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
What’s 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?Crib death.
Black belt degrees
|Requirements for 11th Degree Black Belt Master of Judo Well before testing for this...
The NFL team names
|NFL Team Lame Names When a football team is having trouble getting into the...
The skeleton
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?He didn’t have the guts!
Mind over matter!
A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour...
These two women went out for a night on the town…
These two women went out for a night on the town and got just...
Polaks Building A House
These two Polaks are building a house. One of them is putting on the...
Pervert?
A patient goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist gives him a Rorschach Test; he...
Blonde House Fire
A blonde’s house is on fire. She calls 911 and says, “My house is...