Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
You’re in great health
|Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am...
When it’s raining cats and dogs!
|When should a mouse carry an umbrella?When it’s raining cats and dogs!
This young lady, a flighty young thing…
This young lady, a flighty young thing, got a job cleaning the bank windowsin...
Why was the moth so unpopular?
|Why was the moth so unpopular?He kept picking holes in everything!
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping…
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.”Doctor,...
Doing the right thing
Son : Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he...
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?Darling.
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many…
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many Generals, so they decided...
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement…
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...