Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...
The Golfer vs. The Fisherman
Q: What’s the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies...
A disabled sea captain
An old sea captain with one wooden leg, one hook replacing a missing hand,...
A smart Blonde
Q: How did a Blonde try to kill a bird ?? A: She through...
Penguin goes into a bar
So ,this penguin goes into a bar and says to the barman “have you...
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?When you find a...
French Fighter Pilot
Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant...
Caught by a local tribe
|A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals. The chief...
Bee jokes 01
|Q: Who is the bees favorite singer?A: Sting!Q: Who is the bees favorite pop...
It’s a ladybug
A customer was sitting in a bar having a few drinks when he noticed...