Top10 things men know about women…
The Top Ten Things Men Know About Women:10 9 8 7 6 5 4...
Needs Ironing
A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary at the same...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Cross mouse cards!
|What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?Cross mouse cards!
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
Fuck for a Duck
A farmer sent his 15 year old son to town and, as a birthday...
Just like my wife
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University…
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University, where he hopedto attend the following...
Signs and notices 12
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on a...
Living On Love
A hippy with no job kept begging his girlfriend to marry him. She protested...