Six stages of married life
Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6:...
There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope…
There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope. It...
Never There
Why don’t most women ever tell their husbands when they’re really enjoying sex?Because their...
An Old Man’s Dying Request
An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctor’s only to find he didn’t...
Your Kind of Man
Striking up a conversation with the attractive woman seated beside him on a coast-to-coast...
Plastic Wrap
This cazy guy walks into an insane asylum wearing nothing but plastic wrap as...
Pregnancy Test
The blonde had been married about a year when one day the she came...
Household physics
|Laws of Household PhysicsEver notice that the laws of household physics are every bit...
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador…
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador turned to the Japanese ambassador and whispered,...
Very stupid robbers
|Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens. Jump!”The...