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25 rules for Women to follow:1. Sports Center starts at 11:00 PM and runs...
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Hear about the guy who played a blank tape at full blast.The mime next...
The Race
There are three guys named Manners, Shutup, and Crap.They were really bored, so they...
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Arkansas Governor Application
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