Do you know why single women cannot fart?
Do you know why single women can’t fart? Because, they don’t get assholes untill...
Who drove that bus
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Scorcher Murphy
|Scorcher Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent’s hands....
Farmer and the Pretty Lady
One day, farmer Jones was in town picking up supplies for his farm. He...
How Shit Happens
How Shit HappensIn the Beginning was The PlanAnd then came the AssumptionsAnd the Assumptions...
Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is...
International Travellers Bloopers
International Travellers Bloopers1. On a French passenger jet: Live West Under Your Seat.2. In...
Three Dead Guys
Three men die and go to heaven. They meet up with St. Peter at...
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Your mamma’s so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell...
Santa
Santa comes once a year – but when he does he fills your stocking!