Did you kill the victim?
Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what...
The Parrot
There’s this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like an old salt,...
Who has the ring?
|When the groom asks the best man for the ring, he turns and nervously...
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?You get repossessed!
What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...
Robbing a locked bank
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The Experiment…
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution.”You need to be...
A Rock Solid Defense
A redneck was arrested for selling home-stilled whiskey. His lawyer put him on the...
Valid identification
|DURING a readiness exercise, my friend Jim and I, Air Force security policemen, were...
Buckwheat ‘n Darla
Buckwheat and Darla were in school and the teacher asked Darla, ‘How do you...