New Miranda rights
|1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run...
Losing my mind!
An agitated patient was stomping around the psychiatrist’s office, running his hands through his...
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk…
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are draggingtheir right foot...
What’s a glow worms favorite song?
|What’s a glow worms favorite song?Wake me up before you glow glow!
Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
Fatherly feelings
One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib. Silently she...
Today is my daughter’s 18th birthday…
I’m so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month,...
What’s on your back?
A German, an American, and a Mexican are traveling in the Amazon, and they...
You Know You’re Out Of College When…
1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking...
Your Mommas…
Your Momma’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!