An Old Man’s Dying Request
An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctor’s only to find he didn’t...
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf…
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf.But he couldn’t, since it was...
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car…
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car. The brunette hears a...
WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?
Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?A: When they get their crotch wet they think they...
Speak
A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the...
Yes or No
Dr. Dave’s Dental-Chair Discovery: Dentists are incapable of asking questions that require a simple...
Thoughts
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Why is it...
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch…
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first...
Choking a girlfriend
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...