A brain goes to a local bar
|A brain walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a pint of beer...
Priest and Nun Golfing
One day a priest and a nun went golfing.The first hole the priest missed...
Question and answer blonde jokes
|Q: How do blonde braincells die?A: Alone.Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?A: Give...
A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...
Geek’s thanksgiving
|1. Be thankful you haven’t been spammed!2. Be thankful your computer isn’t down!3. Be...
How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone,...
Signs someone is using your e-mail
10. “Honey, why is an 18-wheeler from Amazon.com backing into our driveway?” 9. One...
Where do you find 60 million french jokes?
Q: Where do you find 60 million french jokes?A: In France.
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through…
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...