Little Johnny on the Farm!
Little Johnny wakes up and comes down to breakfast. Since he lived on a...
Knock Knock Jokes 1
Knock Knock Who’s there? Avocado! Avocado who? Avocado a cold! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
Visual joke
Visual joke.:Stand with both arms outstreached level with your shoulders.Ask: “what’s this?” – A...
What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?
Q: What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?A: Having to go to bed...
Why Man, Then Woman
God created man before creating woman, because you need a rough draft before you...
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
yo mama so fat.. disease
Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating...
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?Promote one and watch the...
The Aligator Blonde!
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a...
Polish Couple
Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?A: They’d read...