Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can’t even keep two calves...
Insult Collection #4
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you! I think...
Household physics
|Laws of Household PhysicsEver notice that the laws of household physics are every bit...
Mom would never say
|Things Mom Would Never Say”How on earth can you see the TV sitting so...
Free samples
Your cousin Jimmy is so stupid, he stole some free samples!
The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle…
The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle. He thoughtand thought about one clue,...
Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
She said, “Kiss me doctor!”
She said, “Kiss me doctor!” Doctor said, “I can’t as we doctors have an...
Jealous Revenge
A Blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so She goes out and...
Women Appearance
Why do women pay so much attention to their appearance rather than toimproving their...