Don\’t Pee In the Pool
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
You don’t want to hear these!
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:1. Better save that. We’ll need it...
The Borg versus Microsoft
|Picard “Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a...
A girl goes to the doctor…
A girl goes to the doctor. She says, “Doc, I’m freakin’ out…I’m freakin’ out…my...
I’ll trust you that you paid
|A man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers. Once he...
By the Lantern Light
The crofter’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the...
We need to help these people
|A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident.Doctor: We...
Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field…
Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field when one of them...
Mailing list users changing light bulbs
|Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light...
Behold I Cometh!
A young minister had just got out of the seminary, got his first church,...