Where are we?
|Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle...
Dare to Swim
Once there was a millionaire who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
A mammoth!
|What’s the biggest moth in the world?A mammoth!
Driving miss blondy
What do you call a blonde behind a stearingwheel? An airbag!
Loving it up at 85!
At 85 years of age, a somewhat senile Morris marries Luanne, a lovely 25-year-old.Because...
First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
The Best Time?
When is the best time to fake an orgasm?When a rotteweiler is f**king your...
Clean restrooms
On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said”CLEAN RESTROOMS...
Wedding Toasts 6
The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, “I’ve found a...
Excess billing hours
|A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were...