How do you change a blondes mind #2?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Buy her another beer.
Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by...
Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work
They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. This is just...
The funeral!
One fall day, Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearsegoing down...
POE and PCs
Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary, System manuals piled high...
A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...
The Blonde at School
Day1:A blonde comes home from school and says to her mum,”We learned how to...
The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
Things adults learn from their kids.
There is no such thing as child-proofing your houseIf you spray hair spray on...
A man spoke frantically into the phone…
A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions...