A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist…
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist. “I’m on the road a lot, and...
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Jeff Foxworthy in the Middle ages
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Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah witness?
Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah’s witness?...
50 WAYS TO CONFUSE, WORRY, OR JUST SCARE THE PEOPLE IN THE COMPUTER LAB
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What did the maggot say to another?
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How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
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Life’s Achievements!
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Operating systems as beers
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Deaf Genie
A man walks into a bar and sees a guy with a really big...