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Who’s the Boss?
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.The brain...
Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody
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Jewish telegram: ?Begin worrying. Details to follow.?
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
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Universal Grade Change Form
____________________UniversityTo: Professor____________________ From: __________________I think my grade in your course, ___________________, should bechanged from...
This dog loves people
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Flavoured condoms
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