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After the Office Party
John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed...
Not enough time to tell
The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to herhusband, “you know, You’re really...
Proctologist Definitions
Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.Proctologist: A brain...
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant…
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor....
A young couple gets married, and the groom…
A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his brideif he can have...
Car Dimmer Switch Modification
STATE OF CALIFORNIADEPARTMENT OF INSURANCE 1700 “J” STREETSACRAMENTO, CA 95368PETE WILSON HARRY WALBRATHGOVERNOR DIRECTORBULLETIN...
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor…
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor thathe’s worried...
yo momma’s SO fat….
yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out...