New Medication
Have you heard about the new medication that both an aphrodisiac and laxative?It’s called...
History of the Bagpipes
|Concerning bagpipes: The Irish invented them and gave them to the Scots as a...
Agnostic Insomniac Dyslexic
What does an agnostic, insomniac, dyslexic do? Stay up all night wondering if there...
yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
Great reason to drink beer!
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
Yo mama is so greasy
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy...
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks…
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant,”Do you have pigs...
Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...
I got home from work last night…
I got home from work last night and said to my wife, “You are...
Proper Care of Floppy Diskettes
Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the...