I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
Some yogurt visits a local bar
|Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub...
The scene is a dark jungle in Africa…
The scene is a dark jungle in Africa. Two tigers are stalking through thebrush...
Two gay men were in bed fooling around…
Two gay men were in bed fooling around when all of asudden the door...
Food laughs & humor
|From Harper’s Magazine:Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75
A snail buys a fast new car
|There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
Dead Cow & The Mermaid
On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and...
You know you’re out of college when…
You know you’re out of college when…1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2....
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive I will not carve gods.I will not spank others.I will...