Bonds mature!
|What is the difference between men and government bonds?Bonds mature!
What happens if you put a blonde up side down?
Q: What do you get if put a blonde upside down?A: A brunette with...
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?It rips off your arm,...
Shakespearian Computer Story
Through infinite myst, software reverberatesIn code possess’d of invisible folly.Wilt thou dare interfaceWith thy...
Someone really stinks
|A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom...
At an auction
During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told...
Electric Train
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to...
Burglar
A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe...
Biker boss in Heavan.
Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, dies and goes to heaven. At...
Why is sex like money in the bank?
Why is sex like money in the bank?Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.Sent...