A wife went in to see a therapist and said…
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. Blow your nose and...
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke?
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and...
Blonde and Hairdresser
A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working...
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict…
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict, it’s now illegal to print...
The Family Dentist
A husband and wife enter a dentist`s office. The Wife says, “I want atooth...
Little johnny at school 2
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him...
Elephant Fall Into a Deep Pit
This joke involves an elephant who is walking through the jungle. And all of...
Love Potion
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions…
Q: What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A:...