Osama Bin Laden joke
Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw...
Memory Pills
Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient:...
Brag about parents
|An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat.”My dad is...
Mercy Hospital
Mr. Smith was brought to a Catholic hospital, and taken quickly in for heart...
One for the Mrs!
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who...
Blondes and chocolate chip cookies.
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A: 30 –...
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp?
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid...
Anniversary
A guy says, “For our Twentieth , I’m taking my wife to Australia.” His...
Stupid Insults 3/31
A medical mystery. A mental midget with the IQ of a fencepost. — Tom...
Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!