Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
You know why a dog licks his ass?
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll...
Devil herself
A fellow’s wife was very worried about her husband’s heavy drinking and one night...
tarantula with a rose?
|What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?I’m not sure,...
What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme?
What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme? Hump me dump me
Bath Time.
It was time for Father John’s Saturday night bath, and young nun, Sister Magdalene...
Love the Dentist Quote
I love to go to the dentist. A man in white hovering over me...
Flies
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a...
Sudanese government
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A woman participating in a survey was asked…
A woman participating in a survey was askedhow she felt about condoms. She said,...