Thankful he’s drunk
|The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb...
Nature of Hell
A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It...
Clinton Strikes again
The Secret Service got a real scare the other day when someone threw a...
Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
A Blonde and a Waitress
A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some lunch, and while she’s deciding...
The Perfect Day
- Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on...
Knock Knock Wannup
Knock Knock Who’s there? I wannup I wannup who? You do! I didn’t need...
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said…
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said “Please give me aprescription for the...
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?Perfect setup for skeet shooting.
Who discovered North America?
Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.Little Johnny: Here it...