Installing a Carpet
|A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
How to break the nose of a blonde.
Q: How do you break the nose on a blonde?A: You put a dildo...
The Windows Rejection Song
|Why are there so many, users of Windows?Don’t people have any pride?Windows is useless,...
A photographer from a well known national magazine…
A photographer from a well known national magazine was assigned tocover the fires at...
Bought a bad computer
|Top Ten Signs You Bought A Bad ComputerLower corner of screen has the words...
My feminine side
Bob, who’s gay, decides to go out for a good timeand ends up at...
Lawyer’s Dog
A lawyer’s dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals...
Cards You Won’t Find At Hallmark
“Looking back over the years that we’ve been together, I can’t help but wonder:…………....
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
You Might Be A Bad Customer If:
You escort people out of line for having 11 items in the “10 items...