Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
Idiot Sightings!
IDIOT SIGHTINGS…Sighting #1:I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the...
Recruiting any and all pilots
|The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally...
A farmer comes home with a lively young bull…
A farmer comes home with a lively young bull. His two old bullshave fallen...
How you earned it
|A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old...
Whatcha Doin’ Daddy?”
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on a...
A corny blonde joke
Okay, so this blonde is driving by in his red sports car, and he...
Three mistresses
There is is this guy and he has three mistresses. Well, he decides that...
Dog named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I...
Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!